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Who are you going to call? Oceanic Plastic Trash Busters.

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Randolph Lewis
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**Oceanic Plastic Trash Busters!**

Who you gonna call?

OCEANIC PLASTIC TRASH BUSTERS!

Got a plastic bag floating in your swimming pool? A soda bottle drifting past your yacht? A mysterious six-pack ring lurking beneath the waves?

Don’t panic!

We’re the Oceanic Plastic Trash Busters!

We believe in three things: clean oceans, cleaner beaches, and charging absolutely outrageous prices to people who own yachts.

Got plastic?

We bust it!

Got microplastics?

We can’t see them, but we’ll send you a bill anyway!

Got a garbage patch the size of a small country floating around the Pacific?

Now that’s what we call job security!

Our highly trained professionals come equipped with vacuum cleaners, fishing nets, rubber gloves, and absolutely no understanding of marine biology.

We’re fast! We’re fearless! We’re environmentally conscious!

And yes, we accept all major credit cards.

So when your ocean starts looking like a floating landfill, don’t call the Navy. Don’t call the Coast Guard. And whatever you do, don’t call your congressman.

Who you gonna call?

OCEANIC PLASTIC TRASH BUSTERS!

We ain’t afraid of no trash!

*Some restrictions apply. Ocean cleanup not guaranteed. Microplastics sold separately. No refunds if the garbage returns with the tide.*

Men in Plaid

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